喜感消息一条

豆瓣有个喜感消息组，里面的新闻都很喜人。今天看到外国喜感新闻一条，共享一下。

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife's protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."
When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.

大致翻译如下：

话说那德意志的斯图加特，有一对夫妻很想要一小孩，可是29岁的老公Soupolos检查下来无生育能力，可能小蝌蚪数量少且活力不足。自然老婆对这种状况很不满意，老公Soupolos于是想到了34岁的邻居Maus，请他来播种，因为他结婚了并有两个小孩，而且两人长得还很像。

Soupolos给了Maus 2500大洋播种费，条件是6个月内每个星期“工作”3晚，共计72次。Maus的老婆反对，Maus解释道：我也不喜欢，都是为了赚钱啊，理解万岁！

不幸的是，6个月过去了，人家还是没有怀上小孩，那老公百思不得其解，要代工的邻居去医院检查，结果出来了，打工的Maus也没有生育能力！三个人都傻了，除了Maus的老婆，她只好承认两个小孩不是Maus生的！

现在雇主Soupolos起诉Maus违反合同，要求退款，Maus拒绝这一指控，因为当时他没有保证成功，只是他会诚实、努力“工作”。